By My Mum, Elizabeth Heslop
A house with ‘rural aspects’ could
Be in the middle of a wood.
Even a mountain top abode
That cannot quite be reached by road!
“Sea views” on the other hand
Are properties that sound quite grand
But the cliffs they are perched upon
May be crumbling and nearly GONE!
It’s OK buying on a whim
As long as you’re prepared to swim!
Some houses have baronial Halls
(with water running down the walls)
Another not quite what it seems
Has Death-Watch beetles in the beams.
But Serena always aims to please
And will NEVER sell you one of these.